November 06, 2019

THE SISTERHOOD OF EVER-EXPANDING WAISTLINES


My Fellow Fluffy Females...

Let it be known that on this day, November 6, 2019, ROBIN IN DA HOOD, stood up for all overweight middle-aged women throughout the universe. 

I refused to be weighed at the doctor's office, y'all. 

It wasn't even planned, but as the nurse called my name and I walked closer and closer to those dreaded scales, something in me snapped. As I was silently pondering just how much clothing I could take off without frightening the other patients or getting arrested, I suddenly realized that I AM A GROWN A$$ WOMAN AND I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I stopped dead in my tracks, firmly shook my head and said, "Nah. I don't think so. You weighed me 8 weeks ago and not one thing has changed. And you know what? I just don't need that kind of negativity in my life." 

The sweet, overweight, middle-aged nurse looked at me in surprise... then her face slowly broke into a smile as she nodded back at me, eyes sparkling in admiration.

One small step for the Sisterhood of Ever-Expanding Waistlines... one giant leap against Doctor's Scale Harassment.


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